\u201cThanks for applying. We have decided that you are not a good fit here. We encourage you to apply again in the future even though we have not told you what was wrong with you as a candidate or application.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026 We will keep your resume in our records\u2014a pile of dusty papers by the oil soaked rags\u2014 and contact you if an appropriate opportunity occurs in the near future.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe interviewing team has decided not to move forward at this time.\u201d No hello, no signature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThank you for sharing your experience with us. Just, all of it, there was so much of it, and we appreciate it. Unfortunately we are looking for someone with more experience.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe have decided that you are not a good fit here. You were wearing a blue shirt and we all wear white shirts. Also, you\u2019re left handed and we\u2019re right handed. It will never work and neither will you (at least here, good luck)!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThanks for applying. We receive over 4000 applications annually \u2026 [three sentences later]. We\u2019re growing a lot and we need to make our hiring decisions very carefully.
\n[A paragraph later, In the middle]. Unfortunately, there isn\u2019t quite strong enough alignment between your skill set and the immediate needs of the team.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is another paragraph after this wishing you well, but by this time you know it\u2019s a pre-written response all the rejects receive and you don\u2019t so much feel well wished as you feel that you\u2019re just not good enough. After you receive the fifth one of these you feel that maybe the current economic system misplaces value of you just didn’t go to the right school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Please try again \u201cThanks for applying. We have decided that you are not a good fit here. We encourage you to apply again in the future even though we have not told you what was wrong with you as a candidate or application.\u201d The data collectors \u201c\u2026 We will keep your resume in our records\u2014a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":924,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions\/924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesixsides.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}